Cans of PBR in your car
Getting hammered at a rest stop
Boom, speaker blown, your mobile phone
Simply screaming with the top down

You got a brand new habit, Ellie May
Hidden cameras mean just that
They'll arrest you
Hell, unless you run away

Mad appetites, human bites
Well, don't inhale it, keep your pants on
Bash, breaking cats with wiffle bats
Cotillion's over, get the cops down

To cuff and take Miss Capulet away
To fake a nap while the cleanup staff
Try to rest
You had my schedule thrown away

But I found it
Thank you, mullet woman
Yeah, I found it
Thank you, mullet woman

Yo Nuevo Mexico
Well, here's our pamphlet, here's our mascot
Hey, hemorrhoid, get employed
You get promoted to a heartthrob

Is Sister Mary Katharine getting paid
Enough to cover the mess you made?

Well, I doubt it
Thank you, mullet woman
Thank you, mullet woman

When that dual level's going
Everyone in Rumordoso already knows your name
Some habits hard to tame

Thank you, mullet woman
Thank you, mullet woman